Get Wet, Denver!

It's no secret that the ultimate way to cool yourself down under the Colorado summer sun or keep it real post-Labor Day is hitting up one (or all) of Denver's public pools.  Whether you are a season pass holder or just pay per dip customer - look no further than this blog to find for the 4-1-1 on how to get wet a mile high.  Can't stand a shallow warm end?  I'll tell you where to wade to miss the piss.  Looking for the hardbody hangout so you can strut your stuff?  Look no further, I'll point you to the babes and hunks.  Want to get your adrenaline fix?  There are slides all over this fair city, so stay tuned dood.  If want to avoid Juggalo tattoos, potty-mouthed kids and budgers, consult me.  I'll show you the lifeguards that'll let you run on the deck and won't make you shower before you can-open.  So check back soon because there are plenty more noseplugs, belly flops, Marcos, Polos and splashes coming your way.